a view from under the pew: the watermelon patch

Gary Mitchell

amos the churchmouse:
a view from under the pew

Editor’s note: In the wake of the hot, dry weather and soaring temperatures, it has been requested that Amos re-run the watermelon column. Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

the watermelon patch

despite what one-time
country crooner roger
millerbug sang – you
can go fishin in a
watermelon patch –