it started out as a sweet innocent dream boss there i was lying in a field of swiss cheese somehow i had won the cheese manufacturers clearing house sweepstakes and the cheese patrol came knocking on my door then all of a sudden a green frog came riding across my dream on an ugly stickhorse froggie came a courtin and he did ride uh-huh he sang with a deep- throated twang froggie came a courtin and he did ride sword and pistol by his side uh-huh what s going on here says me i m looking for miss mousie says he i ve looked in the bushes and i ve looked in the trees but all i can find are leaves but you re in the middle of my dream says i starting to scream just then peter pan flew by chasing the rabbit from alice in wonderland with alice in hot pursuit leave mr rabbit alone says she to peter pan how will he ever be late to anywhere what s going on says me in the middle of my field of cheese can t anyone help me and get me back to my dream please never fear underdog is here says this strange-looking caped animal now i m really afraid says me wondering if last night s cheese pizza was worth it then little bo peep came wandering by seeking her little lost sheep i m losing some sheep myself i muttered to no one in particular can you people leave and let me get some sleep who s the grouch says captain hook i don t remember a mouse in our fairy book mousie did someone say mousie says the stickhorse froggie go away you figments of disillusionment can t you see i need my sleep - god please send them away without so much as a whimper or a peep and with that they disappeared without a bleep - but then so did my field of cheese boss oh well you know what they say swiss cheese easily gained often leaves you with swiss holes and gas pains - or something like that at any rate boss i m glad my nightmare had to do with fairy tale characters i m not sure i could handle goliath or jonah s whale or any other biblical monsters at this stage in my youthful mousy christian walk but boss it s sure nice to be able to call on god when froggie creatures sing and ride across your dreams in the night amos