Nov. 16, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Sarah Palin was asked at the GOP conference in Miami Wednesday if she will run for the White House. She replied if it’s God’s will she’ll plow through that door. She is four years away from the job and already her Secret Service code name is Janet […]

Nov. 9, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Barack Obama offered himself as an example of hope to a cheering Chicago crowd Tuesday. It whipped the crowd into a frenzy. If America can elect a black man president whose middle name is Hussein then next year’s the year for the Chicago Cubs. • John McCain […]

Nov. 6, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Barack Obama won election to be the 44th president of the United States on Tuesday. It was a campaign launched by his opposition to the war. Barack Obama was so annoyed that President Bush doesn’t have an exit strategy that he gave him one. • Barack Obama […]

Nov. 2, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • CBS Radio marked the 70th anniversary Thursday of its national broadcast of War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells. Every listener believed we were under attack by Martians. After the ensuing nationwide panic, Dick Cheney never worked in radio again. • Bill Clinton campaigned with Barack Obama […]

Oct. 26, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Tampa Bay Rays made the World Series after 10 miserable seasons. Last year they dropped the Devil from the Devil Rays name and went from last to first. John McCain just asked Sarah Palin to change her middle name from Lucifer to Lucinda. • Rancho Cucamonga […]

Oct. 19, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Acorn workers fraudulently registered Mickey Mouse as a Democratic voter last week in Florida. It’s just crazy. There’s so much fraud in voter registration that five guys on Wall Street are thinking about securitizing it and selling it to German banks. • Barack Obama was revealed to […]

Oct. 12, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The White House took North Korea off the terrorism watch list Friday. They are relatively harmless. This year’s premiere episode of 24 has a suitcase nuclear bomb detonating in Times Square and doing less damage than President Bush has done. • President Bush revealed plans to nationalize […]

Oct. 5, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Sarah Palin and Joe Biden squared off in the vice presidential debate Thursday, televised from Washington University in St. Louis. Americans tuned in just to see how many mistakes they would make. That’s why the debate was sponsored by Liquid Paper. • Steve Fossett’s plane was located […]

Sept. 28, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • President Bush invited leaders of Congress to the White House Thursday to sell them on his Wall Street bailout. Things look dire. The president warned them that if they don’t pass this bill Saddam Hussein will have nuclear weapons within the year. • Wall Street was flooded […]

Sept. 21, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Yankee Stadium will host its final New York Yankees game tonight. The stadium will be demolished next month. The team gave the demolition contract to an investment bank that promised they could do the job faster and louder and with government money. • Speaker Nancy Pelosi insisted […]