Sept. 19, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • O.J. Simpson’s robbery and kidnapping trial got underway in Las Vegas Monday. He was arrested in a law-and-order state and must answer to an all-white jury which includes nine women. His only hope of winning is to name Sarah Palin his co-defendant. • Gulf of Mexico oil rigs […]

Sept. 18, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Ryder Cup pits the U.S. team against the European team this week at Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville. The golfers plan to pay tribute to one of the greats who’s no longer with us. They will all be wearing black arm bands inscribed Lehman Brothers. • The […]

Sept. 17, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Wall Street teetered Monday after Lehman Brothers went under and Merrill Lynch got sold. The markets were shaken. It got so bad that Securities and Exchange Commission investigators ran outside to see if there were any planes sticking out of the building. • New York’s Mercantile Exchange saw […]

Sept. 16, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The New York Giants nixed a stadium naming rights deal with the German insurance company Allianz on Friday. It was a moral decision. Allianz once had strong ties to Nazi Germany, and the football team doesn’t want to be associated with the losing side. • Hurricane Ike laid […]

Sept. 15, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Scotland Yard warned Thursday that an e-mail claiming to contain a Barack Obama sex video is actually a computer virus. There’s a sex video in it, but it’s not Barack Obama. And it’s not really sex, the guy is just trying to help the pig over the fence. […]

Sept. 12, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The White House announced that the Treasury Department seized Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac on Sunday. Confusion reigned initially. When it was first reported that the government had seized Fannie, Democrats thought they could impeach George Bush at last. • The Interior Department was faced with a sex […]

Sept. 11, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The New England Patriots suffered a huge loss Sunday when Tom Brady’s knee was injured. The injury must be pretty bad. The Treasury Department announced the next day that the U.S. government is going to step in and take over the New England Patriots. • President Bush ordered […]

Sept. 10, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • President Bush went biking with Washington Redskins coach Jim Zorn Sunday. They hit it off. The great thing about having the most powerful job in Washington is you can meet anybody you want, and for some reason Jim Zorn wanted to meet the president. • The Treasury Department […]

Sept. 9, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Eyewear designer Kazuo Kawasaki was besieged Saturday by retail orders for the eyeglasses worn by Sarah Palin. Already she’s influencing American culture. If you think sales of eyeglasses are soaring you ought to see the numbers for home pregnancy kits. • Sarah Palin was a huge hit with […]

Sept. 8, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The White House revealed that the nation’s unemployment rate hit six percent Friday but insisted parts of the country are doing very well. That same day, every Alaskan got a check for two thousand dollars. It’s not oil dividends, it’s hush money. • Sarah Palin got huge approval […]

Sept. 5, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Sarah Palin spoke at the GOP convention Wednesday amid partisan fever and tabloid frenzy over her family life. Every day it’s a new revelation. It’s hard to believe that after 16 years Hillary Clinton’s been replaced by a younger, sexier lightning rod. • Sarah Palin made the cover […]

Sept. 4, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Hurricane Gustav weakened as it made landfall Monday, saving New Orleans. Thank goodness the levees held. The water broke through in some places, but that was just Sarah Palin and her daughters obeying God’s command to be fruitful and multiply. • Charles Barkley announced Tuesday he will have […]

Sept. 3, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Hurricane Gustav slammed into Louisiana Monday, forcing President Bush and Dick Cheney to cancel their appearances at the Republican convention. What a break for John McCain. When Pat Robertson told him he could help him, he didn’t really believe it. • Hurricane Gustav monopolized the newscasts Monday and […]

Sept. 2, 2008

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Sept. 1, 2008

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Aug. 29, 2008

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Aug. 28, 2008

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Aug. 27, 2008

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Aug. 26, 2008

Aug. 26, 2008 HOLLYWOOD — Happy Tuesday, and how’s everybody?

Aug. 25, 2008

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?