Vegetable garden wife’s nightmare

Country folks always have a vegetable garden, and the faithful wife is supposed to can, freeze, dry and whatever else to all that food so the family can “live offa the land.” When I’m doing all that stuff the words to “I Want to Be a Cowboy’s Sweetheart” go through my head over and over. […]

a view from under the pew: amos wrestles a nightmare

Gary Mitchell amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note:

Amos: the leftover pizza nightmare

By Gary Mitchell boss i may have told you this but you should never eat day-old pizza slices leftover from a church youth party it creates strange visions – and not those of the biblical sort

a view from under the pew: never-neverland nightmare

By Gary Mitchell: Religion columnist amos the churchmouse: a view from under the pew Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

Identity theft modern-day nightmare

By Karl Terry: Freedom New Mexico columnist My dear wife hollered at me from her position in front of the computer in our home office one morning last week as I was getting ready for work: “Did you buy something on eBay?” “Don’t reply, they’re just phishing,” I hollered back. “I don’t think it has […]

a view from under the pew: the great ob-word nightmare

By Gary Mitchell: CNJ religion columnist Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift key, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. the great ob-word nightmare last night boss i woke upwith a terrible nightmare as always i was […]

never-neverland nightmare

it started out as a sweet innocent dream boss there i was lying in a field of swiss cheese somehow i had won the cheese manufacturers clearing house sweepstakes and the cheese patrol came knocking on my door then all of a sudden a green frog came riding across my dream on an ugly stickhorse […]