A redneck’s ode to his mother

Like most rednecks, I tend to get a little sentimental on Mother’s Day. Why shouldn’t I get a little choked up, after all she set aside 18-odd years of her life to raise me. OK, check that, 51-odd years and counting. She’s apparently not finished yet. I figure the least I can do is dedicate […]

A view from under the pew: an ode to amos father

By Gary Mitchell: Religion columnist Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hurling himself at the keys, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes. an ode to amos father boss i was running for my very life away from marcellus the heathen […]